This blog is going to consist of the three reasons why I really need to get out of here.

1. Rain I actually like rain but enough is enough. It's July!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Where I live we get a monthly village magazine. It's run by a bunch of church going folk so you can expect it to be bundle of fun. Last months big scandle was caused by an angry letter from this old man who has lived here forever. Basically his fence was knocked down. Shocking i know. Well anyway he blamed it on all the new people moving here as we never had this kind of vandalism before.

The large amount of newcomers has been caused by this big housing development that has been built here. It has nearly doubled the amount of people in the village as it is pathetically small. I don't blame him for accusing them as most of the kids are chavs and enjoying burning, smashing and basically destroying everything.

This month a member of the new people wrote a letter in reply saying they shouldn't be blamed for something which has nothing to do with them.

It's all very exciting as you can tell. I can hardly wait for next month.*rolls eyes*

3. In the same magazine there was an advert for the shop. It went as follows :

A is for amazingly good prices.

B is for breathtaking bananas.

You can see where this is going but the end was truly the best bit.

ready for it.

Y don't you pop on down today before you get some Z'ssss.

Oh dear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This whole place needs to get a life.

well anyway................