Ahem, 'evening all.

What a great day it is today! My Birthday! 18 years ago the world held its breath as a new Loser entered the world - a loser that would turn darkness into light, fear into hope and consoles into ash...

The Biggest Loser was born and in his honour a public holiday was created: NLD - National Loser Day! In a monumental event all losers across the world joined hands as one to celebrate their pity and lack of girlfriends!

Ahhhh...what a way to start the year! This years goals include:

1. Get a girlfriend (which you will all hear about in the unlikely possibility that it happens).

2. Go to University!!

And many others that shall remain secret....till my next blog outting!

Anywho, I look forward to hearing your well wishes! And congratulations to you all: you know how old your Uncle Loser is!! :D