I think its good but anyway here goes.

A man on a visit to an Egyptian tomb found something he thought might be an important find, a banana shaped object.

He sent it to london Museam for investigation with the question:

Is this the fossilized phallus of a Philistine Pharoah? or is it the petrified penis of a Peruvian Prince?

The reply came back:

No, this is not the fossilized phallus of a Philistine Pharoah, nor is it the petrified penis of a Peruvian Prince.

Rather it is the calcified crap of a cretan cat who crept into the crypt, crapped, and crept out again.:P