okay, I know that this has been a blog trend lately and I might as well do one to except mine is gonna be better then all the lame ass ones (steph excluded) that came before me.

1. One time when the power went out in Zellers, I called out "oh ****, terroriest attack" and everyone stared at me.

2. TacoLicker was my first gamertag on live until it was banned for obviously sexual references. Before it was banned, someone asked me what kinds of tacos I liked and I said "Stewerts has the best tacos" which makes no sense as an answer. O-o

3 When I was down in California with steph, I sometimes crossed my eyes when going to kiss her and everytime she would burst out laughing and I kept trying to kiss her with crossed eyes but she kept laughing and going.....ewwwww.

4 One time my mom stabbed me in the leg with a fork when I tried to take food from her during dinner.

5 One time in the shopping center, my mom was buying kale and it said it was imported from Texas and I went "Texas kale, that'll put some hair on your ass" and people laughed at me and stared....I have a big mouth sometimes.

5.5 - I've never been caught........