This guy named Buddy Holly was watching his son play at Marcy Playground when the Prince came and started off the Macy’s Day Parade when a White Snake and a Sloth(what a Motley Crew they were) popped the great float. The first half was going well up until Linkin Park when The Island In The Sun Came to Earth and created Social Distortion. The Panic quickly swept over the crowed Thrice over. Just then when all was lost, a man pointed at a small army of figures in the Vertical Horizon and yelled, “They Might Be Giants!!!” But they weren’t, they were a group of people sprouted from a Survivor of a similar float accident. The Presidents Of The United States Of America called The Police for help. Since Prince invited the child-like empress for a date, she brought along Atreyu as her bodyguard. They were going to take over and become The Future Leaders Of The World. “The Who” the FLOTW, Gosh, you’re just so Determined to interrupt this Story Of The Year!!! Well then the FLOTW took over for the first time. They used Reel Big Fish and used The Vines growing off the Joshua Tree to create a giant Metallic…..Uh?…….Creature, They chained Him up and had a Freak On A Leash. He escaped and killed lots of people along the way. But then They to stop being The Killers because They said, “They Will Know Us By The Trail Of Death.” Before that they each killed one last person. The last guy said, “Ouch, you’re Killing Me Softly!!!” The creature kept the guy and called Him a Muse because he gave them ideas like to create a Tool to stab through the hearts of The Zombies. The weapon was composed of a bed of Nine Inch Nails, turns out that this would only cause effect to A Vampires Lament. This would bring a House Of Pain if the ever had a vampire problem, but for now they had Three Days Grace until The Zombies got to the Led Zeplin factory. The Rooster crowed on the Third Day and The Zombies overran the area and it was now a Fear Factory. Just then The Scientist came and gave them a new electric weapon that would destroy The Zombies; he called it “Static-X.” The Used weapon was shot to Kill Them All, but it took two Casualties Of War: a Stupid Girl and her Forsaken Brother. Once all The Zombies died it began to Snow. It started to get So Cold that the favorite past time was Coldplay. Suddenly a band of Misfits shot Open Fire at The Wall of the Beautiful People. Once they were almost all dead, The Misfits felt convicted and They went to the Dashboard Confessional and confessed their sins. It was in a Black Sabbath church though and the Judas Priest said each one of them was a Sinner and They were on a High Way To Hell not a Stairway To Heaven. All the Outkast were sent on a Train and they all yelled “Fairwell Madison” and ate Korn. So the moral of this story is: this story depicts the subliminal messages that are put in the minds of petty church kids with nothing better to do. Oh and just for warning, no one saw this coming but us, MUSIC HAS TAKEN OVER THE SYSTEM!!!!!!!!

This story was created by me and members of my church who don’t have much to do. The story, and those that will come in the future, are mostly created out of the minds of me and David Holt. Other minds that occasionally help out are Caden Warner, Daniel Buler, Nathen Lyday, and other members of Dry Creek Church. Have Fun and enjoy the stories!