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Guitars, Achievements, and iPods! Oh My! Beatles Rockband too.

Wow! It has been a long time since I posted! Almost a year now. That is one thing that I HATE about blogs. If you don't regularly post, you completely forget that you have a blog. I used to post all of the time but it just fell into disrepair. Alot has happened in a years time. I have learned to play the guitar, broke 20K gamerscore, my xbox broke, my xbox broke, my xbox broke, I got an Ipod touch, and so much other stuff that would take me forever to name. I guess I will just cover the MAIN points

I have learned to play the guitar. One might say, "You mean Guitar Hero?" I reply by telling them to go get a life. Nothing makes me more mad than people who think that. Just because you can push 5 different colored buttons in rapid succession does NOT mean you can play guitar. They are NOTHING alike. Guitar hero is a great game. I will be the first to say that i thoroughly enjoy Guitar Hero, but I would never compare it to real guitar. You see that plastic controller that you paid a $100 for? How much do you think it cost to produce? By the looks of it, probably about $10 in a sweatshop in the basement below Activision studios. You know how much a REAL Gibson guitar is worth? It is worth every penny it costs. It is hand made by people who know guitars. It is a piece of art. My ES335 is worth 7Grand. It is a quality instrument. My Gibson eats plastic controllers like yours for breakfast (not to mentions Yamaha acoustics and Fender Strats). I have nothing against Guitar Hero, I just think they need a disclaimer/side effect label on the box, just like a medicine bottle. It needs to say, "WARNING! May cause hallucinations of their own ability to play guitar. If you experience these effects, break the controller over your knee and bite the disk in half. Then see a doctor." Next topic!

Gamerscore. Yes. I am an achievement junkie. I just love that little ,"Ding" noise that pops up. Well I have broken 20k! Do I get something? Anything? A pat on the back? No? $#!*!! Seriously. There is something wrong with this system. Shouldn't you get something? I mean a free avatar shopping spree at the very least. Alas, no. Microsoft has screwed us yet again (I will get back to that issue next paragraph). I mean, gamerscore makes games that would otherwise become bland and boring stay off of the shelf where they would be collecting dust. I am sure that they make more money off of crappy games because of gamerscore than the publicity that Tom Cruise gets just because he is a Scientologist. Now I am not bashing Scientologists, they are fine in my book. Freedom of religion is awesome. Tom Cruise on the other hand, needs to curl up in a corner and die anyway. Oh and Mr. Cruise? If you ever read this (how ever small of a chance that might be), me and my friends have a bet. I am going to ship you a paper bag. If you could please act your way out of it, it would settle a lot of disputes. Oh sorry, I guess I got a bit distracted there. Seriously though, we need a reward system.

Broken Xbox. My Xbox has broken 3 times since I last posted. They have made mor money off of me than Tom Cruise made off of Valkyrie. That is an old school zinger right there! Burned! But seriously I hate Tom Cruise. You know he built a bunker in his back yard? Well he did. I hate him! Off topic again. Bill Gates. Go die. Oh, but give me my money back first.

Next topic. The Beatles Rockband. This game looks amazing. Now I respect other peoples tastes for music, but if you don't like the Beatles, you need to go die. Not seriously, but in a figurative way. They are the most amazing musical geniuses since the Geico caveman when he spun the first phat hip-hop beat. If you are going to buy any music game, buy this one. I am buying it just so I can sing to the music. The Beatles are one of the few timeless bands. They won't ever be forgotten. I actually seen two of the Beatles live in concert. I have seen Ringo Star, and about 3 weeks ago, saw Sir. Paul McCartney live in Atlanta. Boy he was amazing. He was sporting his lefty 1959 sunburst Les Paul. A sight to behold, indeed. Even If you don't like the Beatles, I hope that you will at least rent the game and maybe you will change your mind and really start to like the Beatles. who can forget songs like Help and Let It Be. This band defined a generation. Be open guys. They were amazing. Some may argue, "Well, why didn't they just make a track pack for them? They are just trying to take more of our money!" Well, you are right about one thing. Game producers are trying to take your money. That is why they make games. They are game PRODUCERS! It is their job. Every game they make has the purpose of taking your money. Where you are wrong is that they deserve more than a track pack. The Beatles DESERVE a game to themselves. It is a tribute to them. This is harmonix most thought out game yet! They had Paul McCartney and Ringo Star come in and help make the game. They were consultants on the game. So was George Martin. For those of you who do not know who George Martin is, he is one of the main men behind the Beatles. All of those beautiful orchestral backgrounds were organised by him. They have unique backgrounds in the game. The game has a THEME! It has a purpose. A purpose other than to make money. Paul McCartney made sure of this. It is the story behind one of histories most influential bands. They made sure to make it good. It will be good.

This is where I say peace out. If anyone reads this, I say to you, thanks.

Been a while again... Fable 2, Mercs 2, Laptop.

Well... It has been a while so I guess I will update everyone on my videogame life. First and foremost I pre-ordered Fable 2 and got the pub games. I have about 1.5 mil on the pub games and I am ready to go when Fable 2 comes out. Second I got Mercs 2. It is not nearly as bad as everyone says it is. I have had fun with it since the day it came out. To me in is not a disappointment at all. I am on my third run through and I am still finding the things I missed the first and second times I beat it. What I will say is that it does not feel quite complete. Some of the game is a bit buggy. When I was going to kill Salano (the first time) I noticed that there were bars of purple light shooting up to the sky. Also it seems that sometimes when I do an action Hijack, some of the textures disappear. The quick match option and the custom match options do not work and the grapple graphics dont look as good as one would hope. BUT if I were you I would rent it. It was fun. THirdly I got a new laptop. It is an Acer and it has a good graphics card (for a store bought laptop).

With regards to my broken Xbox

As I mentioned to you in the last blog post, my xbox 360 broke. I have ordered my box to send it in and this is how my day went today. I woke up wanting to play ROCK BAND really bad. I get started and After 5 minutes it freezes. I turn it off and repeat the process. I look for the red ring of death but it is not there. I get really mad and go to waffle house. Here is what I posted in the Broken xbox forum.

"Hey guys heres a tip. If you ask the people to talk to their supervisors they will connect you. Try mentioning the 70% FAIL RATE! I told their supervisor to have a great ****ing day *** hole! I wonder If they get that alot? They are trying to charge me $90 for something that isn't even my fault! The only way to pay is by credit card and how am I, a 15 year old, supposed to have a ****ING CREDIT CARD! Why should I have to pay for their ****ing hardware mistakes! I say we all ask to talk to their supervisor! I called a second time and time and told the supervisor to, I will say this the nice way, take a certain mal set of genitals and to shove them in a certain posterior oriphase and reminded him of thexbox live slogan "join the revolution"

Post your expernences with the corperate *** holes here.

The Holiday Season can be disappointing. HELP!

Long time no post eh? Well anyway some good and bad things happened over this holiday break. First off, I got Rock Band. Not just the game but I got the whole package. It came with the Fender Stratocastorguitar, the microphone for singing, the drum set, and the game. It is sweet. Second of all I got a 22' LG high def TV for my room for a good $299 from Best Buy. A great price. Last of all my Xbox 360 finally broke. It has an over-heating problem. I am very angry but do not know what to do. where do I call to get a box to send it in? Can someone anwser me? I need some help! If you got any tips for me could you leave some advice? Happy holidays, New Year, Christmas, Chaunikka, Kwanza, and ChrismaChaunaKwanzika (a combonation of them all).

ROXANNE! You don't have to put on the red light!

OH My GOD! I got Tickets to see "The Police" Live in Atlanta! I am soooooo happy! In other News I created a Rainbow Six VegasClan called "The Pit Bosses." If youwant to join then you can contact me via Xbox Live and I will vouch for you If you are good enough. We have an all black uniform and we look pretty cool.
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