These are some wise words, surely you will remember one of them? :P

• don't be silly, wrap your willy :D
  don't be a fool, wrap your tool
  use stealth condoms. they'll never see you coming.
  cover your stump before you hump
  wrap it before you tap it
  don't be daft, wrap your shaft
  no glove no luv ^.^ !
  Cover your stump before you hump
  Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
  Don't be silly, protect your willy
  When in doubt, shroud your spout
  Don't be a loner, cover your boner
  You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
  If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
  If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
  If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
  It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
  She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
  If you go into heat, package your meat
  While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
  When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
  Especially in December, gift wrap your member
  Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
  Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
  The right selection will protect your erection
  Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
  A crank with armor will never harm her
  If you really love her, wear a cover
  Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
  Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
  If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
  No glove, no love
  If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye
  Even If she's eager, protect her beaver
  No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax
  Avoid a frown, contain your clown
  Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
  Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
  Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
  The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
  Cloak the joker before you poke her
  Encase that torch before you paint her porch
  Cape your throbber before you bob her
  After detection sheath your erection
  Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
  Don't surprise her plug your Geyser
  Cover that lumber before you pump her
  Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
  She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle
  House your noodle then release your strudel
  Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
  Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
  Cage that snake then shake and bake
  Cover your peter it will be much neater
  Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
  It's always funky to cage your monkey
  It won't be funny with a coatless dummy
  It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb
  It's not much money to catch your honey
  Don't be a fool cover your tool
  Hood that match then scratch that thatch
  Stitch that switch then itch her niche
  Wrap that tool to catch the drool
  It ain't no jibe to protect her hive
  Contain that sputum before you use him
  Restrain your log then plow her bog
  Glove your pecker before you check her
  Coat that slimmer before you prime her
  Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)
  Cover old pete then grind her meat
  Guard your peter before you meet her
  Check your list before you tryst
  Wrap your bate before you mate
  Can your worm before you squirm
  Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe
  Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard
  Bag the mole then do her hole
  Cuff your carrot before you share it
  Jail your number then call the plumber
  Cover your vein then drive her insane
  Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
  Protect your dink then fluff her mink
  Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
  Hide ole harry then take her cherry
  Wrap that spout then bore her out
  Conceal your train don't cause her pain
  Guard your bridge then do her ridge >
  Shroud your trout then make her shout
  To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky
  Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
  Wrap your spout to catch the trout
  Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
  Cover your steamer before you ream her
  Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
  Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
  Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
  Clothe the boner before you hone her
  Got no protection? Can't use your erection!
  Cork your pump or you don't hump
  No unwrapped stags get between my legs
  Dress that erection to make a deflection
  Contain that shanker before you spank her
  Cap that seeder before you breed her
  Stop the stream before you cream
  Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
  Protect your screw to catch that glue
  Package your meat for a real neat treat
  Holster your gun then shootings more fun
  Canvas that trailer before you nail her
  Garage the tractor then attack her
  Net that grass hopper before you pop her
  Sock that wanger before you bang her
  Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser
  Trim your hardwood then do her real good
  Garnish your oak then give her a poke
  Pouch your associate then go fornicate
  Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
  Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
  Catch that goat before it bloats
  Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen
  Restrain your hammer then wam bam her
  Prune that stalk then make her squawk
  Wrap that rod then please her bod
  Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
  House that bottle then mash her throttle
  Sash that hash then thrash that gash
  Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
  Can your knob then throb her swab
  Contain old Doug then clean her rug
  Cover your limb before you swim
  Retain your bailer then impail her
  Rope your dope then make some soap
  Net your salamander then make salad in her
  Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
  Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
  Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
  Cover your stone before you bone
  House your hose then curl her toes
  Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
  Shield your rocks then pond her box
  Cover old sly then do her dry
  Wrap your rail then fill her pail
  Glove your chimney before you come in me
  If your nude tube your dude
  Cloak your hitter then go split her
  Wrap your nipper before you dip her
  Can your spam then bam that mam
  Corral your ram then slice her ham
  Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
  Twist your wick then stick that prick
  Cover old Bart then dart her tart
  Shed old spot then do her slot
  Drawer your pip then split her lips
  Contain that leach then mash her peach
  Bag your elm then take the helm
  Constrain your gem to catch the flem
  Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these
  Survey your land then plant her stand
  Before you drive her protect that diver
  Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt
  Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her
  Cover you post then slice her roast
  Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
  Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon
  Contain that viper before you pipe her