well from this title, you probably expected me to be writing a giant review about how it is the second coming of christ and that everything and anything it touches with its divine holy wind will be whisked of into the heavens where they can watch unlimited episodes of lost and halo never ends......

wait what!

o yes i was talking!

ok, i havent actually got mass effect, this is probably one of the first times i havent bought a major release on the day so please, feel free to be shocked.

what i came to tell you is that me and my friend have an agreement, were going to ask for it for christmas, wait not ask, DEMAND it for christmas, just so we can phone each other up and say *ahem*:

'hey sam (my friend) guess what i got for christmas'

'what?!'

'mass effect!!!!!'

'OMGWTFBBQDFISHBISCUITS SO DID I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

'OMG WOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW'

'MAKING MY CHARACTER'

'OMG I MADE MY CHARACTER LIKE A MONTH AGO HURRY UP'

'HOW DID U MAKE UR CHARACTER A MONTH AGO IF YOU ONLY GOT IT TODAY'

'... ok im lieing... i cant get the selophane off the box :cry:'

yes thats right, weve planned that conversation....

o and i currently have all the halo 3 achievements you can get on singleplayer now (cos i dont got no live) and im really happy cos i got my fishbowl :D

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i mean EVA helmet

bye for now! im off to do something to do with.. something thats not to do with the thing im doing now! HAZAR!