havent posted here on ere in a while sorry my adoring fans

i

am

in

love

with

a

lesbian

why

is

life

so

cruel

i am inquisitor bmarrow and i am from the ordos dowhatyouwant and i want a lesbain

dam me and my lesbian lovingness

...grr

BACK TO GAMING NEWS

hour of victory

got a 2 on gamespot

i would give it a 10 out of 10 cos that game is so full of win its not funny... ITS FREAKING HILARIOUS

hey look that mans shooting at me

*walks up to man*

*man spazzes out and runs towards me*

*man wacks me ALOT, my health goes down slowly*

*steps back*

*man raises gun*

*steps forward*

*man lowers gun*

*makes man dance using a combination of forward and back stepping*

ok now you die!

*slits mans throat*

what else... o yes! throwing knife, when he throws it, he actually just points it at poeple adn a knife flies out of your stomach into the person your looking at

basically you point at people and they die

WTFPWN'T

now what other games

o i found out i am a natural at gears of war

me and my friend, xbox live, mansion, were in the house, i got the sniper hes covering my flank. man walks through door

now i did something so brilliant

i actually named it

insta-headshot

he walked through the front door

i stood up to aim and shot instantly

and his brains showered the wall behind him

then a second guy came in through the upstairs door, with a torque bow

i dont think he even got a chance for the crosshair to go near me before i blew his head in two and sprayed the guy behind him with gore

my friend then shot him to hell with lancer, downed him, he got up, ahem insta-headshot

so yea i will just leave on this note

i might fall in love with lesbians but dam am i a good shot