Has anyone out there heard of Steven Wright? I think he's got a very... dry... sense of humour, but he's very funny. Examples of his jokes...

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

So yeah... funny guy.