CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN- 9 DAYS

On the fourth day of Christmas a policeman gave to me

Four harsh tickets
Three Smashed Play Stations
Two Wooden canes
And a pitiful Charlie Brown Tree!

Me: But officers, i didn't steal the damn PS3s! I just smashed them! Oh crap....

News in april: 1st succesful artificial bladder transplant  (partly screwed Up)

screwed-up crappy news in April: I get the stomach flu on Easter and the time is ruined.