The Church of our Lord and Saviour, Freddie Mercury, Don't Stop Him Now, is always in session! Take a bite, everyone!

People often ask me, why should we place our unquestioning faith in an ancient discography by a British Parsi who dressed sharply?

Let's go over there and I'll tell you! I tell them and go there with them. They always come, feeling the upcoming revelation in their bones like an intense feeling they had.

My argument:

Freddie Mercury was born on the Sultanate of Zanzibar and grew up there and in India until his mid-teens.

JUST LIKE JESUS.

And that is a fact you can take to a bank, because it was on Wikipedia once.

I know they're pretty damn ready to join hands with me already, but I know you're not so easily convinced! So without further ado, let me enhance your mind with this final piece of His Gospel:

Ladies and gentlemen, I love you all and so does He. The rest is up to y'all.