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Random Thoughts Part 3

Wow it's been awhile since I've done one of these. Well.... let's get it started. I like board games. The only thing I don't like about board games is that they are not realistic. Hippos don't eat marbles even if they are hungry-hungry! I learned that the hard way.

*Flash back to me as a child at the zoo*

Hello Mr. Hippo! I have some tasty marbles for ya! *Tosses marbles into hippo pit* OMG! He's choking on the marbles!

(He died 10 minutes later)

*Flash Forward to Present*

RIP Humphrey the Hippo. I regret buying the large marbles now. Cacti are the loneliest plants. There are not much people to talk to in the dessert and, they can never be hugged. Poor Cacti. When I was younger I had to present a report on my ancestors for school. I brought a monkey to school that day. Yeah, I know that joke sucked. I hate monkeys. The Pillsbury Dough Boy and Mr. Peanut scare me because, they advertise eating their own kind. If the Dough Boy eats a roll dose that make him a cannibal? I don't like the saying "An apple a day keeps the Doctor away". What if your allergic to apples? If your allergic to them the opposite happens. A lot of people have trouble understanding the word irony. And, being the nice person I am I'll try and teach you the meaning of the word. Now the definition is very vague so the best way to teach you about irony is by giving you an example of it. "The Pillsbury Dough Dying of a Yest Infection" is ironic and hilarious. Now, back to my rant. I taped a knife to my pillow, that way if I'm ever in a pillow fight I'm sure to win. I think they should lay banana peels along the roofs of skyscrapers. That way if someone falls off a skyscraper it's at least a little bit funny. "I know I should be sad that this man died but, he slipped on a banana peel and, that was so damn funny. Look he still has banana on his shoe"

THE END

New Banner!

I just made a new banner it's so cute! I love it! To hell with Mario Kart it's all about Bomberman Kart!

Graphic Artist in Training.

I recently got a new labtop. Well actually it's not mine it my father's but that beside the point. It came with some pretty cool picture editing programs. So I've been playing around with them lately and, I'm not that bad in my opinion. I designed a banner for the Final Fantasy Vs Mario Union and some siggys for me. So if any of you need a siggy, banner or avatar I'll be glade to lend a helping hand.

Random Thoughts Part 2

Yet again I have nothing to post. So I will just post the first think that pops in my head. I want to buy a bunch of Hermit Crabs and make the live together. Then when someone asks me "Are those Hermit Crabs" I'll say "No their Mingle Crabs". Every fight's a food-fight if your a cannibal. I'm sick of people lying to me. It seem like every one lies to me. Damn you Chester the Cheetah Cheetoes are not dangerously cheesy it perfectly safe to eat them! That lying Cheetah! It was akward asking my Doctor if Cheetoes were hazardous to my health. I hate the my Doctor he scares me. I think he's trying to hit on me. When I go into his office he tell me to take off my shirt. He asks me "How are you feeling today" that's obivously a pick up line. That pervert! I got banned from the public library because they caught me drawing in the books. I was coloring in the "Clifford the Big Red Dog" book or as I like to call it "Clifford the Big Purple Dog" (because I colored him purple). I've realized that children's books and Nursey rythmes are very evil. "Rock abye baby in the tree top" Am I the only on considered that there a baby in a tree top? Where are it's parents? "When the bow breaks the baby will fall and, down will come baby cradle and all" So now the baby fell out of the tree and might have died or suffered a seriouse injury. The baby could have committed suicide! Who in the world thought a baby diying was a good idea for a nersury rythem! And don't get me started on that Mother Goose! This is by far the dumbest blog entry any one has ever done. Please comment on it.

Random Thoughts!

I have nothing better to do so I'll just post the first thing that pops in my head. When I was 6 I went Trick or Treating dressed as a pinata. I was nearly beat to death. When I was 5 my imaginary friend left me. He went to go hang out with the kid next door and never came back. I miss him :cry:. When I was 8 I had to present a report for class. The report had to be about what we wanted to be when we grew up. My report was titled "When I grow up I want to be Super Mario". My teacher gave me a F. When I was 9 I fell down the up escalator at the mall. I was falling for about an hour and a half. When I was 7 I went hiking and became very ill. I became ill because I ate a mushroom that was growing next to a tree. Because of the Super Mario games I though it was perfectly safe to eat mushrooms you found in the wilderness. Boy was I wrong!:?

My Blog!

I finally started making my Blog. I've been a member of Gamespot for nearly a year and I'm finally starting. I've just been very lazy. But, thats all about to change today. From now on I plan to constantly update my Blog with pointless and stupid entries. Please stop by often (I need the company).