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Leaving Gamespot.
by bomberman72 on Comments
As I'm sure you all have notice I haven't been very active these past few weeks. With school, work and a lot of other things I have to do, I've just been to busy. That is way I'm TEMPORARILY leaving Gamespot. No need to fear I'll be back in a few weeks. Oh! I forgot to mention that I just uploaded a video heres a link!
http://www.gamespot.com/users/bomberman72/video_player?id=cCE3kWP55b4PuTPW
Random Thoughts Part 3
by bomberman72 on Comments
Wow it's been awhile since I've done one of these. Well.... let's get it started. I like board games. The only thing I don't like about board games is that they are not realistic. Hippos don't eat marbles even if they are hungry-hungry! I learned that the hard way.
*Flash back to me as a child at the zoo*
Hello Mr. Hippo! I have some tasty marbles for ya! *Tosses marbles into hippo pit* OMG! He's choking on the marbles!
(He died 10 minutes later)
*Flash Forward to Present*
RIP Humphrey the Hippo. I regret buying the large marbles now. Cacti are the loneliest plants. There are not much people to talk to in the dessert and, they can never be hugged. Poor Cacti. When I was younger I had to present a report on my ancestors for school. I brought a monkey to school that day. Yeah, I know that joke sucked. I hate monkeys. The Pillsbury Dough Boy and Mr. Peanut scare me because, they advertise eating their own kind. If the Dough Boy eats a roll dose that make him a cannibal? I don't like the saying "An apple a day keeps the Doctor away". What if your allergic to apples? If your allergic to them the opposite happens. A lot of people have trouble understanding the word irony. And, being the nice person I am I'll try and teach you the meaning of the word. Now the definition is very vague so the best way to teach you about irony is by giving you an example of it. "The Pillsbury Dough Dying of a Yest Infection" is ironic and hilarious. Now, back to my rant. I taped a knife to my pillow, that way if I'm ever in a pillow fight I'm sure to win. I think they should lay banana peels along the roofs of skyscrapers. That way if someone falls off a skyscraper it's at least a little bit funny. "I know I should be sad that this man died but, he slipped on a banana peel and, that was so damn funny. Look he still has banana on his shoe"
THE END
NFA Will Never Die!
by bomberman72 on Comments
Recently my union NFA (Nintendo For All) has been struggling to survive. So please join my union and help regain it to it's former glory. I'll give you cookies if you join! You know you want them!
Here's a Link: http://www.gamespot.com/pages/unions/home.php?union_id=NFA
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