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Okay, I'm at level 4 and 55%. This is progress, but...
It's taking too long. I've scoured this site for everything - anything. Just yesterday I was at 44%. Sure, it's an 11% increase, but come on. I've read every preview, every review. I've looked at a thousand cheats - even for games like Doom 3. Do I own Doom 3? Do I ever intend to purchase Doom 3? NO! But I'm clocking in the hours here guys!! Throw a dog a bone! What do I have to do get to level 6?
I repeat. It's taking too long. I'm frustrated. I need to point fingers. Hmmm. I know - I'll blame Rich Gallup. Yeah, that's what I'll do. Okay, sure I suppose in some way one could rationally argue that he has nothing to do with this. He didn't create the requisites one needs to attain a higher level within the GameSpot community...(...or DID he? Hmmm.). But still. I need a scapegoat. And I'm feeling exceptionally irrational at this point in time! Yes! That's it! This is all your fault Rich Gallup!! Damn you Rich Gallup!! Make me rise higher, faster so that I can save the world from Crash Bandicoot and his infernal loading time! It's for a just cause!!!
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Shnoog