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Blueberries

I don't particularly like blueberries. They are actually more purple than blue and being a lover of all things fruity, I've tried to give them a fair shot at winning me over, but it just never happened. Maybe I was traumatized by the whole "Violet, you're turning violet" scene from Willy Wonka when I was a child. Dunno.

That said ... the other night, I had this bizarre dream that I was asleep and the phone rang. I answered and there was silence. So, annoyed, I said, "HELLO!?" and finally a somewhat sexy adult male voice says, "Hey, it's me. I got the blueberries."

Then, I woke up. I didn't recognize the voice and it's been eons since a sexy male voice was on the other end of my phone.

Ever since, blueberries are everywhere. Someone brought in blueberry muffins to work yesterday. Another girl said that she wished they made blueberry pancakes in our cafeteria. Last night, I was talking to a friend on the phone and she said that one of her kids got into some paint and looked like a giant blueberry. Then, tonight, I stopped by the grocery store on my way home and right inside the door, in the produce section, was this huge display of cartons of blueberries.

Very strange. So, now I wait for the sexy male voice to wake me up and tell me he got some blueberries. What we're gonna do with them-- I have no idea. Maybe it'll change my mind about them. ;)