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Animal XXXing

 
 
I've been playing Animal Crossing Wild World a lot
over the last week or two. I generally am not very
good at video games, and it is one of the more
forgiving gaming experiences I've encountered.
However, I can see over time how you might get bored.
Luckily, Animal Crossing is a game ripe for
subversion. You can refuse to pay your mortgage or
furnish your house. You can suggest amusing or vulgar
greetings or catch-phrases for the other characters to
say, and plant pitfall seeds for them to fall in to,
chop down all their trees, uproot and sell off their
flowers, eventually driving them out of town with your
failure to communicate. However, all of these options
pale in comparison with the alternate M-rated version
of the game imagined by someone over at "My Animal
Crossing
," a hilarious weblog detailing over a year of gameplay
where characters among other things, contract and die
of cancer, deal heroin, watch porn, and fish for used
condoms.