Thanks to everyone for participating in the joke contest. Since only one person actually told a joke (sorry aaron, a joke has to be more than one sentence), our winner is cousin_ eddy. congratulations! He will receive his choice of 1-3 mp3s from my large music collection. Look out for future opportunities to win.

Since the topic was about funny jokes, here's one that i'd like to share. I know some pretty outrageous ones but i can't remember them well enough to do them justice. Here's one i learned all the way back in elementary school, back in the mid 90's. Scary huh?

A woman is at home taking a shower. She hears the doorbell ring. She looks out the window and sees that it's a cop. She puts on a towel to cover up and goes to the door.
The cops says "Congratulate me, i've just arrested my 100th criminal."
She congratulates him and goes back to the shower. A few minutes go by and the doorbell rings again. She looks out the window and sees that it's a fire fighter. She puts on her towel again and goes to the door.
The fire fighter says "Congratulate me, i've just put out a fire and saved hundreds of lives".
She congratulates him and goes back to the shower. A few more minutes go by and the doorbell rings. She looks outside and sees the neighborhood blind man standing at the door. Frustrated, she goes to the door without putting her towel on.
When she answers the door, the blind man says to her "congratulate me...I can see".

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