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I am Tim Parker, this is my story:

I opened my eyes to see the opening credits of Star Wars Episode 6 start to scroll, I was so tired. I had stayed up all night looking for crime, I could take on, the best I did was stop someone from stealing some macdonalds food and I was only in there because I was hungry. My eyes drifted around my apartment, I got up, took some cereal and milk out of the panty and fridge poured them into a bowl and began watching the film.

About thirty minutes and six bowls of cereal later, the scene in which Luke and friends were about to be lowered into the sarlaac was on, Boba Fett flew over from Jabba's raft to Han.

I sighed, "I wish I had a Jetpack." I didn't just say this because they look cool, I said this because it was really tiring running around New York City searching for crime, I needed some form of transportation, something that would stop me from getting stitches. I put my pants and shirt on and exited onto the street.

I decided not to go to work that day, I didn't plan on staying at the job much longer, so there was really no point, my heart was still in misery from Gwen's death, anyways.

I walked down the road, I walked for quite a while, I was quite a while from my apartment and that's when I saw it, that's when I saw what could be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, It was a nice, '88 Honda motorcycle, painted red, with hints of black. I approached the salesman.

"How much do you want for that honda?" I asked him.

"For that, I'd have to say 3000."

"Sold."

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He sold me the bike, it was drive away, I gave him a cheque and I road it out of the dealership. It ran with a purr.

"Nice." I smirked. That was when a huge semi-trailer came swerving straight at me, all I heard gigantic burst of a horn--

I am Tim Parker, this is my story:

I gave her, her purse and she looked at me for a while after that. I did the same. Finnally she said something to me.

"You know what, you're really brave and admirable. The world needs more selfless people."

I paused, I couldn't take in a compliment. "You know what. Thanks." I smiled.

She smiled back and walked off. I hoped I'd see her again.

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A short time later I was got to the top of a really high skyscraper. It was a long walk up, at this point I said:

"Now I see why all the superheroes in comics have the ability to fly." Feeling so out of breath.

I was ready to begin my route. Crime had an new opponent and his name was "Knife," (I decided to come up with a better name later.) I looked out onto the city, thinking only one thing:

"This feels so right."

Yo! Dillo's weekly report part 3 has started and you're reading, I think. Anyways, here's the report for the week:

-Sport News: NRL(aus) Football season starts soon and I'm going to the premiere game.

-Game News: I've been playing Team Fortress 2 quite alot lately, and I think it could be maybe the best PC game ever. Have you guys ever played it? Also GTA IV comes out very soon, I'm buying it on Day One, no matter the cost(which has been reported about 114$) Not sure to get it on Wii or PC but.

-Movie News: 13? days until the Dark Night, me want it now :(

-Life News: The Funeral for my pop went... so-so. Lots of tears fell from people's faces when the casket was being lowered into the ground. :'(

-TV.com news: Nothing much has been going on lately, if you want some news on the noobs, feel free to read the blog below.

-TV news: ???

-Bladesman News: Bladesman(4.9) will be posted tommorow, it will end Bladesman's origin and let the legend begin. Stay tuned!!!

Thankyou come again!

Hey, I've just seen several noobs on the Family Guy forums at that point I decided, "that's it" these guys or things, I'm not sure should be rambled on.

I have the biggest problem with noobs even more than I have with Star Wars episode 2 and High School Musical. I mean these idiots come in and here are some of the things you do:

-Make stupid threads to do with the shows actors that have nothing to do with the show.

-Ignore important posts. EG:

-Level 10 user: I think racist shows are around alot these days.

-Level 22 user: Yeah, but often they will be made by ethnic people themselves.

-Noob: (Ignores level 22s post) I Know!!! So many racist shows, why do these people do racist shows, just because they're better than better races!!!

-Another complaint, they use crummy MSN spelling some examples which really annoy me are: Mii, Thight, using so many explaination marks, as well as not using poor, if any grammar.

-Also they think they have to make a thread about every SINGLE LITTLE THING, here are some common examples:

-Duplicate threads, when they do/don't see a thread and think they have to make their own little one about that topic.

-Suggesting idiotic ideas for a show.(EG Should Lois and Peter Break Up, Should The Simpsons have another 5 kids??!?!!?, Maybe Stewie is in love with Meg, so they should marry.) Honestly...

-Threads criticising the editor of the show about locking threads that they made which violate the TOS or are examples of above.

I'm sorry, but I'm just so sick of them and they just keep flowing in. What's your opinions on them?

I am Tim Parker, this is my story:

I looked out the window, and being only on the sixth floor of my apartment building, I saw the situation. A woman was being mugged... two times in one night. I couldn't get a good look at either of them.

It was then, that I saw a baseball bat in his hand. I decided this was to be my first act of vigilantiness. I opened the window, climbed down the fire-escape and sat behind some garbage cans.

She handed over her wallet, I got a good look at her and him now, she was well, a messy haired brunnet, with glasses on and some track pants and a "tight" top. He was your everyday mugger.

He began to head off, this was when I stepped in, I shoved two garbage cans across to him they hit him and he fell over. I bent down to him.

"Get the hell out of here!" I said in the grimmest voice I could.

"How about you..."

I pulled my knife out of my vest, never intending to use it, just to frighten him. He starred at me. I starred back. He ran off then. I grinned to myself.

Just then, I remembered the girl. I turned around to her, a little nervous.

"er... Hi."

"Hi, Um, thanks."

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TBC!!

Hey, sorry no bladesman yesterday, I couldn't be bothered writing one(so you got a favourite wii game blog instead XD). Anyways, this will be my last blog, until friday, as I'm going upstate to my pop's funeral. :?. So you'll just have to wait after this one. :D BTW, Whizkid: Whiz has a confirmed first appearence in Bladesman 8.4 :).

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I am Tim Parker, this is my story:

As I continued walking home to my apartment, I made what was possibly the biggest decision of my life, I had always believed in law in forcment. But I had relised(sp?) something, police and law really are well incignifigent to little crimes, they really focus their attention on larger things. So I decided to join the police force, inorder to get a police radio, and become, well, a vigilante.

Shops were still open so I went into a knife one, about a block away from my apartment. I entered the store and bought 7 knives, a few melee, a few more dangerous. At that point, I walked home.

Once I was in my apartment, I began to construct a costume, I had an old beanie mask, from a while back, I just can't tell you why, I wore that, I put on black pants, a red shirt and a black vest over it.

That was when I began to work on my arsenal of gadgets. I decided to join the police force in a few weeks, my new vigilante work would be my training, then I would be prepared for the Police Academy. I placed knifes in my boots, I put some in "knife holsters" on my belt, some in my vest, at that point I thought, "I hope I never have to use these."
That was when I heard a large female voice screaming, "Help!", I headded for the window...

Here are the ten best wii games, I've ever played.

10.Wii Sports

Graphics: 6/10

Gameplay: 7/10

Multiplayer: 9/10

Wii Controls: 10/10

9.The Simpsons Game

I am Tim Parker, this is my story:

Gwen was shot. The gun had crooked sight and gwen was shoot, right near the heart. She was dead. The mugger ran off, I was crying to much to try and catch him. Gwen laid on the floor. I cried, and was over her. I stayed with her, until about, an hour later, at which time, the police had shown up.

"What happened?" Officer Dave Mackrol asked me.

"She... she was shot by a mugger." I replied, after a beat.

"Really?"

"Yes."

He reached for his gun and cuffs.

"Look it wasn't me, it was a mugger, if you don't believe tough, lock me away, I don't care, I'll always know it wasn't me. Why would I stay here?"

He reached away from them.

"OK. Sorry."

I gave him my phone number and address and he told me that he would pass it on to her family and tell them to talk to me.

I walked home, I saw crime everywhere, which isn't hard in New York City... that was when I decided THAT'S ENOUGH!

I am Tim Parker, this is my story:

We both starred at the mugger, his eyes traced back between myself and gwen and his gun.

"So you gots any money or what?" He angrily demanded.

Gwen reached for her perse. I interveined.

"Leave."

The Mugger looked at me, higly intrigued.

"What was that?"

"Leave us alone."

He stuck the gun to my head.

"How bout you give me your cash?"

I gave a stern look, I did no such thing. Gwen handed him a wad of cash. I also did. Gwen had a necklace on.

"Hand that over too."

"Don't." I whispered to her, knowing it was her grandmother's pearls.

"You shut up!" He heard me. "Hand it over or your boyfriend dies!" He aimed the gun at me and began to rip the pearls off her. I pushed the gunned hand away, and grabbed the muggers arm, he aimed at me, a gunshot was heard all throughout the neighbourhood...