Ahem, enough with the sarcasm.
So, I bought a tobacco pipe a little while ago and I've decided to make a blog post about it now. Why so late? I don't know, I just didnt think of it until I saw that "How many views do you have on your profile" on the OT. It made me go through my profile and I realised I ought to make a blog about my pipe. Without further ado, here it is:

Here is me holding it

It is a Lorenzetti pipe, Augusts Caesar its called. I picked it up from a tobacconist, and it serves me quite well. I think I prefer smoking the pipe over cigars because cigars are too expensive, and pipe tobacco taste doesnt linger as much as cigar tobacco does.

I can also now act sophisticated when smoking it and when someone makes a comment I agree with I can say "Mmm, yes, quite." *puff* *puff*

Well, I will have to congratulate the people at Sony on being complete idiots.
Since they have lost FFXIII to the 360, now PS3's will sell at an even slower rate. Sure, there are other games, but I can think of about 15 people that I know who were holding off on getting a ps3 until this game launched. Now they have no reason to get a PS3 because most of them already own a 360, and if they dont own either they will just go for the 360 because of the cheaper price and larger library of games.
Im no fanboy of Sony here, but I really wanted FFXIII to be on the PS3 because that was my main reason for perchasing one...However now I feel like I want my money back...Sony and their empty promises...Ahwell, this explains why they have been holding off of releasing FFXIII becuase it was originally a launch title...
Another thing I noticed here is that Microsoft probably has absolutely no intention of gaining Japanese base because there won't be a Japanese version of the 360 one.
Well, I guess it all boils down to how much profit companies want to make, but I was sure Sony was at least going to do anything to at least keep this game...
Well I have to say it was a very good move by Microsoft, however the sales will tell when the games come out to whether it was worth it or not...Hah.
"We don't buy exclusives, we earn them" Hah! Yeah right, how about waking up from your little dream land.....
I guess Ill just go back to my PC games since there arent any games that interest me that much on the PS3 right now...

Its a poem about the internet

The Internet

The internet is an interesting place;
You can find many things from movies to first dates.

So you ask what must I do, to utilize this resource, as well as you.
Well here you are, in a few simple steps, some helpful tips to learn the rest.

The internet is a big place,
and surely no object for a young kid's face,

Because the internet can be your friend or foe,
just don't act like a gangster, fo sho.

You can get anything you like, anything at all!
It's really just like a mini mall.

When finding things, you will not get stuck,
because the internet is not a big truck.

Though sometimes it may be confusing,
no fear, it'll just become amusing.

For example, remember that time you were researching Albania?
Well to tell you the truth, you actually found Castlevania.

If you like talking,
but discourage the walking,
log on to msn,
and converse with your best friend.

But don't be sad if you have no friends,
that surely won't bring your life to an end.

The internet is you and me;
it is anything you want it to be.

There are also many people you can meet,
especially if you learn to speak leet.

Now if you like games,
but suck at getting the fame

Play on your own, to avoid getting shot in the face repeatedly by a swearing, ultra-skilled fifteen year old boy who plays the game eight hours a day.

No, that does not rhyme, but it doesn't matter-
it was put in at the right time.

You see, that can make life suck,
and give you nothing but low luck.

That might persuade you to divide by zero,
but don't do that or you'll become an hero.

Now when it comes to food,
it'll surely put you in a very good mood.

But I must remind you that time you were passing by,
when you just couldn't get that delicious cake on the fly.

Well here's why:
THE CAKE IS A LIE.

Connection is important, and yes, flash can give you a hand,
but it's a pest unless you've got broadband.

Now I hope with all this information,
You certainly take it into consideration.

It is a resource, a tool,
that`s not to be used by fools.

Just don't take it for granted,
unless you want to be shafted.

So remember, the next time, you`re pwning all the noobs,
that the internet is most definitely, a series of tubes.