The Internet

The internet is an interesting place;
You can find many things from movies to first dates.

So you ask what must I do, to utilize this resource, as well as you.
Well here you are, in a few simple steps, some helpful tips to learn the rest.

The internet is a big place,
and surely no object for a young kid's face,

Because the internet can be your friend or foe,
just don't act like a gangster, fo sho.

You can get anything you like, anything at all!
It's really just like a mini mall.

When finding things, you will not get stuck,
because the internet is not a big truck.

Though sometimes it may be confusing,
no fear, it'll just become amusing.

For example, remember that time you were researching Albania?
Well to tell you the truth, you actually found Castlevania.

If you like talking,
but discourage the walking,
log on to msn,
and converse with your best friend.

But don't be sad if you have no friends,
that surely won't bring your life to an end.

The internet is you and me;
it is anything you want it to be.

There are also many people you can meet,
especially if you learn to speak leet.

Now if you like games,
but suck at getting the fame

Play on your own, to avoid getting shot in the face repeatedly by a swearing, ultra-skilled fifteen year old boy who plays the game eight hours a day.

No, that does not rhyme, but it doesn't matter-
it was put in at the right time.

You see, that can make life suck,
and give you nothing but low luck.

That might persuade you to divide by zero,
but don't do that or you'll become an hero.

Now when it comes to food,
it'll surely put you in a very good mood.

But I must remind you that time you were passing by,
when you just couldn't get that delicious cake on the fly.

Well here's why:
THE CAKE IS A LIE.

Connection is important, and yes, flash can give you a hand,
but it's a pest unless you've got broadband.

Now I hope with all this information,
You certainly take it into consideration.

It is a resource, a tool,
that`s not to be used by fools.

Just don't take it for granted,
unless you want to be shafted.

So remember, the next time, you`re pwning all the noobs,
that the internet is most definitely, a series of tubes.