My names MochaThomas so what the heck if you think i'm Vannila Ice then i'll break your neck

You better step off cause we ain't friends, i'm leaving the barn like some british hens

You don't scare me no,no,no cause i'm in dis place and i'm doin a show

You better stop flappin yo gums or i'm gonna call my mom and she gonna break yo thumbs, stuff em down yo lungs so take some tums, neusea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, yo don't be rude, yay MochaThomas

Feelin aight on da microphone, but dat don't mean yo grandmas home

Watcha gonna do when yo mams a tree, you better call yo boy MochaThomas, hee hee

Wad up class, i'm da boss, stay off da gross, look both ways before you cross, and never, ever, ever forget to floss, toothpaste!!!