After weeks of jibber-jabbering about totally cool things I've done in Halo 3 but not producing any video proof, it's time for me to put my money where my mouth is. Behold!

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Suck it, Blue Team! Ha HA haha heh.... heh... ehhhh.... crap. Okay, confession time. The only cool thing I did in that video was drive real close to the VIP checkpoint, then pull some totally gnarly flippity-doo action en route to totally missing my goal. I was the blue team driver who was thwarted in grand fashion by the keen rocketeering of Kim Cuartero. Here it is again in extra-slow-extra-depressing-mo.

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Kim also posted two POV videos for interested parties. If that game type looks unfamiliar to you, you have been missing our in a major way. It's Rocket Race, downloadable from the Bungie Favorites menu. Two-man teams race pell-mell across Sandtrap or Valhalla, each armed with infinite rockets and invincible to all attacks save Assassination. Mayhem and hilarity ensue.