Random Book Thoughts

Remember those “How much is a million” books? Where they’d give you beautifully illustrated examples of how big a million is? I wanna write a book called “How Much Is Zero?” It’d be 100 blank pages long.

I think a good name for a book would be “Old Ladies in A Car.” I don’t know what it would be about, though. I would have to think it would be about old ladies in a car, but that’s just too boring. That only works for the title.

You know the book “Everybody Poops?” I want to write the parent’s companion to it: “Everybody dreams of throwing their kids in a dumpster sometimes.”

I wanna write a science report called “The Effects of Gamma Rays on Man-In-the-Moon Marigolds,” and see if anyone gets it.