Random Random Thoughts

-If you're ever in an elevator and there's awkward silence, the best thing to say to break it is "So you guys wanna see a dead body or what?"

- Why does anyone care what the speed of dark is?

- If you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway, then where do driveby shootings occur?

- I think they should make razors in the shapes of lawn mowers. It'd make shaving much more interesting.

-Note to self: Burrito+Pudding+root beer shake= not good

- I think more people should consider the benefits of becoming a cyborg.