Various Random Thoughts

-To me, pizza crust is very anti-climactic. It's like, "Damn, this pizza was tasty and flavorful! I wish I had some dry, stale bread to finish it off with!"

-I think the sequel to Gears of War should be called Gears of European Neutrality. You would play as Marcus, a Swiss guy who sits back and eats cheese while the whole world is at war.

-I'm so glad not too many people wear yellow clothes.

-Y'know how everyone is atheist now? I wonder what their kids will be like. I bet they'll be like Jesus Freaks, but without the Jesus.

-What were people in the 80's thinking when they got dressed in the morning? They must not have had mirrors back then.