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20. After reading the Gamespot Terms of Service, several Board FAQs, and Union Rules, I can now pass the Bar Exam in seven states.

19. Am I the only one that knows what a paragraph is? Does anyone else have the enter key?

18. Most Union banners suck. It looks like you have a rudimentary knowledge of MS Paint.

17. Stop constantly talking about yourself in your blog. Other people have their own boring-a** lives and as Youtube clearly shows: no one cares.

16. Bring something new to the table in your discussions. Simply restating an opinion adds exactly ZERO to the conversation and makes you look like a dummy.

15. If you do decide to bestow your wonderful opinion on everyone please improve it by doing one of the following:
1) Follow it with some meaningful insight into life, like how grapefruit can improve your love life and cure amnesia.
2) Back it up with some information (and this is key) THAT YOU DIDN'T JUST COMPLETELY MAKE UP.
3) Delete it.

14. A single paragraph with no punctuation where every other word is misspelled is not a game review. That's a collection of letters with a score.

13. There doesn't need to be a Union for everything. There's only so much one can say about Yogurt.

12. The fact that there probably is a Union dedicated to Yogurt.

11. Doods uze teh spelcheker. Itz ther so I, the reeder, have a fooking clue what ur sayin. Seeriusly, it lookz like ur playin Scarbble wit haff the peeces mising.

10. If I wanted to join your union, I'd contact you.

9. Stop reporting everyone who says "a**" "b****" or "s***". The internet primarily for 3 things: games, pirated media, and pron. If these words offend you then fly to Florida, go to Disney World, get on the Small World ride and stay there for the rest of your life.

8. Stop lying. We don't believe you. We're just humoring you.

7. Don't upload videos that suck. If your video is up more than 3 months and no one has anything good to say about it, then take it down. You're wasting space on our internet.

6. Stop saying "Graphics Don't Matter". While I love that you have enough self-righteousness in your life to spread it around to videogames, I hate to be the one to break this to you: They do. If they didn't, we would all still be playing NES.

5. Emulators don't count. Period.

4. LOL is only for use when you actually "Laugh out Loud". No really, I'm not making this up.

3. Don't quote a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote.
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2. The PS3, Xbox 360, and Wii all suck. The PS3, Xbox 360, and Wii all rule. The PS3, Xbox 360, and Wii all have the worst games. The PS3, Xbox 360, and Wii all the best games. All game genres rule, and all of them blow. Every reviewer sucks, and couldn't review their way out of a paper sack. All reviewers rule and I couldn't agree with them more. No delevoper could ever make a bad game or a good game. No company will ever be able to enter the game industry. There, I've covered 90% of the arguments on this site. Moving on...

1. Quit making long-a** posts that have no business being long-a** posts. All of us are getting two sentences in and deciding that a forum post that basically says "I like this game" is not worth 15 minutes of our time. We're skipping down to the next guy who makes a funny joke about a monkey in 3 words.


-cjdaweasel

Monkeys eat poo.