To make you feel better, here's a picture of me at work. :D
And a Breakdown of my desk:
1. Some Creature from a Megablocks set
2. MacOS 10.4 playing a Robot Chicken Episode
3. An Ice Dragon
4. A Security bot from Front Mission 3
5. Halo Wars Background, to remind me that there are things worth living for
6. Caffiene (presented in Pepsi-flavored form) Absolutely required
7. A Star Trek TOS mouspad
8. Sealab 2021 poster
9. Kenny, because I can't kill my co-workers
10. Nerf, so I don't kill my co-workers
11. Filing cabinet filled with reports that should have been sent off sometime last week
12. 1 Black Rat and 1 Fire Goblin deck, in case a Magic game breaks out.
13. A racing car that I only have because it says Zombie Racing on the side, which I thought would be a great idea.