Well, I thought about it, and I thought and thought some more. So, here's a story with just LOLCATS... in LOLcat.

THAR ONCE WUZ A KITTEH NAMD QUAGMIRE.

HE SAW PRITEE GRL KITTEH NAMD WENDY.

SHE WUZ LIEK, "WUT R LOOKIN' AT?"

"HE REPLID, "NOTHIN! JUS GROS KITTEH WIF HOOJ NOSE!"

SHE WUZ SAD. SHE STARTD 2 CRY. "IM PRITEE KITTEH!"

"IM SRY" HE SED "U ARENT GROS, SRSLY."

SHE SMILD, "IZ K, WANTS 2 GO EAT?"

"K!" HE SED AN TEH 2 KITTEHS WENT 2 EAT LARGE CHEEZBURGERS AT BURGER KING." NOM NOM NOM

DEN THEY PLAYD GUITAR HERO TIL DARK DEN FELL ASLEEP.

TEH END. THX 4 READIN. SRSLY. K THX BAI.