It began when American chivalry collapsed. The media began telling us to think one way. Politicians began telling us to think another way. Activists began telling us to think a third way. It became a social tug-of-war.
On that day, Colonel KR, Knight of the Old Order of Marius, King of the Marions (say: MAH-ree-awns), was born. And he was born emblematic of a lost age of chivalry, an unforgettable time when men valued honor, brotherhood, and justice. He came equipped with a buckypaper suit of armor, a throwable two-handed sword, and a Commissioned Officer's Licensed Transportation (COLT), essentially a supercomputer built into a combative Ford Shelby GT500 KR. Together, Colonel KR and COLT set out to right the unrightable wrongs of the world, starting with a larger-than-life vision: the Nintendo Cinematic Universe.
Okay, so I can be pretty flowery when I write this stuff. Ask any woman I've ever had an interest in. I'm basically Iron Man, Captain America, and the lesser-known superhero the Black Knight (Dane Whitman) filtered through David Hasselhoff before he got old and crazy. And I love games. And I love movies. And I love music. And I love pop culture.
You should visit my imagination some time. It's fun.
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