I want to see Kratos kill Darth Vader with a light saber, kill Master Chief with a War Hammer, kill Marcus Fenix with a chainsaw bayonet and then team up with Jak from Jak and Daxter and Ratchet from Ratchet and Clank in a tag team match against Mario, Link, and Samus. Afterwards, Jak and Ratchet get distracted because they have to go back and save their own worlds, so Nathan Hale from Resistance and Nathan Drake from Uncharted join him as he takes on Hades, Poseidon, and Zeus. After kicking Zeus's ass, Nariko from Heavenly Sword challenges him to a minotaur killing contest, after which, they fall in love and start a family. Bruce Lee, Ryu from Ninja Gaiden, and Dante from Devil May Cry are jealous because they wanted to get with Nariko, so they fight each other and the winner would fight Kratos for her. However, they kill each other in the process. Meanwhile, Kratos and Nariko are too busy making babies to notice that terrorists are planning an attack on the universe, so Jack Bauer comes in to stop them. However, Kratos doesn't like it when people mess with his universe, so he rips Jackup into so many pieces that the guys from CSI and Law and Order couldn't figure out what happened even after teaming up. Then Sora, Donald, and Goofy from Kingdom Hearts come and try to calm Kratos down and help him with his anger management by talking to him, but their heads explode when he stares them down. But Chuck Norris didn't like the fact that Kratos stole his signature "stare them down until their heads explode" maneuver, so Chuck and Kratos have a staring contest. However, Kratos doesn't play fair and took out Medusa's head and turned Chuck Norris to stone. Then, to add insult to injury, Kratos steals another one of his moves and roundhouse kicks him into outer space, and for the rest of time, many people's heads would explode if they were unlucky enough to have Chuck Norris' frozen stare aimed upon them. So, after including every major video game character I could think of, and some notable TV show characters as well, Kratos becomes supreme ruler of the universe and lives happily ever after.
That's what I want to see in God of War 3. How about you?
By the way, congratulations if you read all that; I hope it was an hour well spent. :D
abdelmessih101
after actually taking the time and reading this.. you know I see no mention of Snake? so whats up Snake not a major video game character in ur mind?
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