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Karate Karrot

We'll get back to Portal of the Worlds soon but several don't like it, so no point hey? (We see a guy walking) Bob: (Sigh)Yet another boring day at another boring time. Wonder what John's doing (From distance) JOHN! JOHN O'ER ERE (Talks Gibberish) (Whilst talking) John: wha... who said that (Gibberish talk).. Oh, BOB! Bob: JOHN! John: BOB! Bob: what's happening? John: Oh... Bob. If i said it you'd say “I don't believe you” Bob: I won't unless you tell me John: OK. This morning, i saw, a talking carrot, in a karate suit! (Awkward silence) Bob: Your right i don't believe you John: That's what you said when i met the inflatable goldfish Bob: It wasn't inflatable, it was smelling one of your farts. And anyway, that was a balloon John: Well, this time, i didn't fart AND i can prove it. Bob: What that you didn't fart? (Awkward silence) John: I can find that carrot even if it takes FOREVER! (25 years later) Bob: John, we've been searching ever since we were 10, we are 35. I'm surprise we last as long as we did, usually, our kind dies at 5 minutes after all those 16 Tons. Man: What do you mean? I'm about to be 5 minutes and 10 seconds old about... n... (Ton falls on him) Text on screen: Remember, 16 Tons is funnier than any other amount Bob: Look, we can't find him. Lets just leave. John: Wait, there's a 3.2cm orange dot... Bob: I've wondered why he's always so accurate John: Born like it Bob: (Giggles) You wish (Get up close) Bob: Your right that your right KK: Hey kids. Wanna see my Karta? Bob: I'll kick your vegetable potatoes down John: Don't do it, he'll kill you then throw you. Bob: I've seen Karate, you can't kill someone with it. What next, eat me? John: No, he can't eat you, he's a vegetarian KK: I'm not even that John: I don't need this right now. He'll kill you thats about it Bob: Oh, come on, he's as small as us when we were 2. (KK's legs extend) Bob: I'm sorry, i didn't see it coming KK: HIIIIIII-EYAEYA! HOOOOO-HAA! (Karate Karrot tries to chops Bob, fails, falls) Bob: HA! Not a scratch on me (where he was hit, it sort of melts down) ok, now there's a inverted lump on my head (Falls down) John: So, what happens to me? KK: I dunno. err, wanna join up Karate? John: SURE! (Dark Screen) Bob: UGGHHHH! oh, i must be drunk again. Well, time for work (Gets up, walks on his head) The End

Portal of the Worlds -act 2: Speachey Biechey

(Eric on stand with mic) Eric: Ok, so is everyone ok? All:(Omni- agreeing) Eric: So can i speak now? All:(Omni- disagreeing) Eric: Tough. It seems that I, along with my world, has been created. Because of that, it seems that its quickly become... it seems that its quickly become... whats the word im looking for? Theoden: Ham? Eric: No SBC:B? Eric: No Sauron: Ring? Eric: No Wallace: Cheese? Eric: No Zoidberg: Food? Eric: No Peter: Fart? Eric: No Jhon: Die? Eric: No Master Cheif: Weapons? Eric: NO! Become more comercialised. Your Worlds and selfs are Famous of the Newgrounds/Halo/FOX/Aardmand playground. (Song plays) Terrance: Shut your fu... (Gunshot) Jhon: It had to be done (Dalek Appears) Dalek: EX-TER-MIN... (Gun(Laser)Shot) Master Cheif: Thats for what you did to my mama in bed (Gromit wants to speak and writes down:) Gromit(Written): "If this world has just been created not long ago and they weren't in the portal, how are the here? Eric: They've been here a while Jhon: What happened Before we came along? Eric: Me and the place were created, Ideas came up and a TV Show was a used idea. Wait, we're recording this now, this could be great Reality TV Zoidberg: Belive me, Reality TV is so bland Eric: Then we'll make it Fictional Sauron: Why are we recording this now? Eric: We have editing skills SBC: This will seem weird Eric: Whi will care? We'll create some shows All: (Omni-Fantastic) Eric: But first we join hands and repeat me Master Cheif: This seems gay SBC: WHY, Eric, why? Eric: It's an oath. Repeat; Eric then others: "I swear to myself and others... that from this day forth... that i shall not kill others" All: (Omni-No way) Eric: Come on All: (Sigh) "That i shall not kill others..." Eric: "Or I will be blamed All: "Or I will... be... blamed?" Eric then all: "And thats a promise" Eric: Now we're under oath. I own the oath. So if the oath is destroyed by me, well... oa-think it will be nasty! Got that? Theoden: What, the point or the crappy(Possible change to crummy) Joke? Eric: Both All: Yes Eric: Lets put on some shows!

Portal of the Worlds: Act 1- WTF?

Eric:Hey I'm Eric and here's my first episode of... (Closely to him, we notice a portal of some sort.) Great, that is just my luck. Can we get up please? You can't? See if I come here again. Well i need the money. (Familiure, not similar various characters come out. Jhon klayman, Theoden, Saruon, Strawberry Clock, Master Cheif, Zoidberg, Peter Griffin, Wallace and Gromit appeared) Great, this movie's gonna get blammed now because of this("Vote 5"sign comes up, Eric smiling.) (Silence, others stare) Zoidberg: Do you happen to have any food around here? Eric: Er, over there (Points to table) (Zoidberg makes a noise, gobbles food) Eric: Carefull, those are pigs privates Zoidberg: I know (Everyone in disgust) Wallace: Do have any Wenslydale? Eric: Yes Peter: I'm just gonna say something Eric: What? (Peter farts) Master Cheif: Enemie contact on my motion sencor. I'll go check it out. Sauron: I have a question Eric: Yes? Sauron: Do you know where my ring is? Ah, yes, My one ring... TO RULE... Eric: (Covering "Mouth") Don't say it, copyright Theoden: I want a sandwich with eggs (Music) And Ham! SBC: BBBBBBBBB! (Music(That boat tune thing)Tricky clown, Portal Opens) All: NO! (Push him back in) Eric: We don't want your filth in this movie! SBC: Hey, i created that guy Eric: Can you help us? You can drive (Car Sound, crashes portal) SBC: What was it you said?

Flash Animation Shorts soon: Portal Of The Worlds

I'm at scripting at the moment. This will be one of the first places that this will be told as soon as all of it is finished. And i will give the link when it is submitted on Newgrounds. I'm telling you now so you know things are getting worse but at least im up on my ass (Well i sit down, but im doing something worth while...ish)
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