So once again i have stolen 316521's ideas. She told me that this song reminded her of fangirls, and then an idea formed.
It is a mixture of 'COTN' and other stuff.
This song is called 'Girlfriend' and both 316521 and me find it annoying, but i could not resist thinking this story up.
So next time you hear this song think this story along the way.

(R is randomly standing in the front of a  room with a long walkway leading to these double doors. On the sides are a lot of big plants ranging from grasses to trees all in rows. There are another set of double doors in the front of the room where R is standing. The double doors next to R open and this prep steps comes in the room, looks at R and starts singing.)(The prep sings the whole song.)
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

(The prep walks closer to R who look totally uncomfortable, and starts circling R.)

You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I'm the motherfreaking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right

She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!

(R then runs off into the rows of plants, avoiding the walkway. The prep stays back a couple seconds, and then chases after R.)

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

(The prep stops chasing R and tries to get in front of him by coming through different areas, and suprising R )

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don't want to hear you say her name ever again

(Chasing continues and the prep starts getting smart and catches R off guard more.)

She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

(R gets desperate to get away and runs down the runway. He stops at the other double doors and tries to open them, but they are locked. He turns around to run back, but the prep already has him cornered. She starts walking all prep-y closer to R.)

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!

She is now next to R and doing prep-y things such as touching R's hair and clothes.)

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

(D comes in through the locked double doors next to R and the prep. The prep leaves R and looks at D with an expression that says, 'Ha! i win!')

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

(D says nothing, but black tentcicles grow from the walls and grab on to the prep pulling her out of the room. She is dragged off but continus singing.)

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

(She is dragged off and the double doors at the other side open up. They close after her, aand the music stops when the door shut close.)

The End

316521 please do not kill me because i am screwing 'COTN' up. :)