Been thinking, I'm sure a lot of us have had a lot of forum experience, and have dealt with a lot of spambots, so let's send up a list of the worst you've dealt with outside of tv.com, and a link to their post counts, or at least their most spam-licious.

One of my two choices recently won the Biggest n00b and Best spam thread award over at ToonZone, and his name is owner2637. When he started out, he seemed like a decent enough hardcore Ed, Edd, n' Eddy fan, which we all should be, right? But as he went along, he just got more and more random, doing everything from blaming all of his many problems on a barely there Super Sonic to trying to break up TZ's most notorious couple to trying to e-punch us in the e-gutters of the e-streets.

Since being banned TWICE, on the same account, no less, he returned as Bad Wolf and Daniel3422 , to little avail. The kid also as hosted two boards, which are both just disgraces, one of which can be seen here, at your own peril. http://srenfropublicboards.5forum.info/index.htm

My second choice, from RetroJunk, is so many kinds of disturbing, I couldn't even begin to describe him. Instead, read PizzaFace's file on his own, if you're able to. If you want to read some true spam, I'd say it's required you sign up to RJ.

Bring me the spam!