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The Entire Reggie Three Word Story

A couple of days ago, I was using my friend's account (dartholi) for obvious reasons. I made a thread called "Reggie Three Word Story". The point of the thread is that everybody adds three words to a growing story in each post. We ended up with a total of 182 words when the thread finally died. Just to save the memories, I have our entire story written down here. :P Enjoy. Reggie was kicking your balls when a massive meteorite ate his pie. Then, Reggie started taking names and writting them down, and ate a Sony executive who crapped his pants because he was scared to death of an a__ kicker, who was vice president of Disney Land, and hugs Mickey in his underpants while on fire, in space mountain. I am confused, but so was Mr. Miyamoto because he accidentally leaked Wii info down his pants, and then Microsoft made a massive apple pie that killed a squild, and then Reggie did the nasty in a bathroom with your mom. And then he started singing that one song, "Sweet Cherry Pie", as he moaned "oh Sandy oh" for massive dammage. Then, found an extra life and waisted it by watching "The Village" while half baked f_____ his wife in her old wooden cabin which smelled like a bumped thread and old cedar. He took lube, lubed the Wii, and ate cheese, then lit his house on fire and sang "Kick Push", and beat the high score of Satura Iwata and licked a pudding lid, and said that Sony are c___ sucking dumb morons who steal ideas, like your mom. Then, Bill Gates banged that ugly old hooker's nostril cause his d___ is the size of my thumbnail. THE END Special thanks to all the people who posted on my thread and made this wonderful thing happen ! :P