Let's say that Microsoft has finally answered the wild dreams of fanboys around the world and unveiled Life Achievement Points. It would be awesome. Anyway, this post is going to cover a majority of the points of available to you in the airport.

Bought a Ticket - 5 points - You have bought your first airplane ticket!

Bought an International Ticket - 5 points - You have bought an international ticket! Bon Voyage!

Auto-Check - 5 points - You used an automatic check-in desk!

No More Auto-Check - 30 points - You destroyed an automatic check-in desk! Vandal!

Gun - 10 points - Brought a gun into the airport

Gun! - 10 points - Showed your gun to somebody in the airport

GUN! - 50 points - Shot somebody in the airport

(gun) - 30 points - Snuck your gun past security... shhhh...

Jihad - 100 points - If security asks you what's in your bag, you tell them: "Bombs! HAHA!!! JIHAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!"

False Alarm - 15 points - You announce the presence of a bomb in the airport.

Super False Alarm - 20 points - You point at somebody's MP3 player, shout "BOMB!" and then dive away.

Souvenir - 0 points - You wasted your money on a stupid souvenir in the airport. Idiot.

Failed - 5 points - You set off a metal detector

Sexiness - 30 points - The woman/man using the wand at the security desk commented on your good looks or excessively touched your rear-end.

Take a Ride! - 20 points - You jumped on the baggage conveyor belt and went for a complete spin. Wheeeeeeeeee!

STOP! - 10 points - You, for no reason, pushed the "Emergency Stop" button on the baggage conveyor belt.

$10 - 10 points - You made ten dollars returning carts to the baggage cart holder

$100 - 20 points - You made one hundred dollars returning carts to the baggage cart holder

$1000 - 40 points - You made one thousand dollars returning carts to the baggage cart holder

Millionaire! - 1000 points - You became a millionaire off of only returning carts to the baggage cart holder

Sucker - 0 points - You actually PAID to use a baggage cart

No Touching! - 20 points -You touched a security guard's gun

Charmer - 10 points - You successfully charmed your way into getting into first cIass without paying anything extra.

Overweight! - 5 points - Checked in an overweight bag.

Free Ride - 100 points - Successfully snuck into somebody's bag, got checked in, and made it to your destination... for free.

Tarmac Run - 100 points - Lasted more than one minute streaking on the tarmac.

Fake Reported - 10 points - You reported a random Arab man as a terrorist

Real Reported - 20 points - You reported an actual terrorist

No Jihad - 50 points - You beat the terrorist yourself

My Jihad - 50 points - Volunteered to perform the terrorist act yourself

Ignored! - 10 points - Overheard plans for a terrorist attack but decided to do nothing

All Aboard - 5 points - Successfully boarded an airplane

Insane Gamer - 10 points - Ran around acting like a character in your favorite game. Assassins Creed?

No Parking - 10 points - Park your car at the Dropping/Loading Only section. Leave it.

My Name is Osama - 30 points - Grow a beard and if a security guard or airport personnel ask your name reply: "Osama Bin Laden"

Weed - 10 points - Smoke weed in the smoking lounge

Imposter - 15 points - Enter the VIP lounge uninvited and when the employee asks for your ticket respond, "you mean... You don't know who I am?!?!"

That's all for today folks! Hope you enjoyed it!
Darth