It's a dark, semi-apocalyptic world that is ruledby beaurocracy and fear... oh, wait... it's 2007 and it's in Texas.

You play the man of men, Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the most powerful man in the world. See for yourself:

Chuck Norris can clog a toilet with pee.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, now they are simply called "the Islands".

Chuck Norris doens't go hunting. Hunting implies a chance of failure, no, Chuch Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushed everything else down.

When God said "Let there light!" Chuck Norris said, "Say please!"

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

You see? You get to be the most powerful man in the world.

The problem is, the Dark LordJennifer has tricked you into giving up your powers. You've lost everything, including your almighty beard. Now, you are forced to exact revenge and gain back your powers.

An exciting third person-shooter featuringhundreds of guns (even though there are lots of them, you really only need your .44 magnum)!

Features and RPG-element where you'll gain back your powers! Unleash everything from healing tears all the way to your almighty roundhouse kicks.

150 player co-op play featuring Mr. T, Kratos, Albus Dumbledore, and many more!

Features four difficulty settings: Wimpy, Normal, Hero, True Chuck Norris

Purchase The Official Chuck Norris Video Game coming soon from Chuck Norris himself on the Xbox 360, PS3, PC, and Atari 2600 (because he can). No Wii version because Chuck Norris will not be motion-sensed.