Xbox and Xbox360: -Live is the best thing from the last generation -360 controller is the best EVER But I'm not a Lemming: -Halo 1&2 are pretty much crap -XB has fewest AAA titles (my personal AAA rating) -SegaCD is better than the HD-DVD add-on because at least it played games PS2 and PS3 -Has best 3rd party support -PS2 controller 2nd only to 360 controller But I'm not a Cow: -Sony Lies! PS2 was nothing like demos shown, neither will PS3 -PS3 will not be available this Spring Gamecube and Revolution: -Best 1st party games -Innovative, even in sequels But I'm not a Sheep: -Most GC AAA games are kiddie! RE4 doesn't save it -Controller made for pre-teens, way too small GB and DS: -Best handheld games period, 1st AND 3rd party -Innovative games -Cheap! -Durable, just throw it in your bag But I'm not a handheld Sheep: -An adult playing a DS looks handicapped, mentally -Kiddie games PSP: -Best. Screen. Ever. -An adult playing a PSP looks slick But I'm not a handheld Cow: -PSP is fragile without a case, can't just throw it in your bag -It sucks at everything besides playing games -I don't give a 5h!t about portable movies PC: -Best graphics -Best strategy games -Mouse & keyboard for FPSs But I'm not a Hermit: -A decent gaming PC costs ~4x a new console -I don't want to play at my desk

Wow, I've an online journal. New personal low :P