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datret's Top Ten Hawtest Games Evar List!

Here are the games I've thoroughly enjoyed and reak of hawtness:

# 10 - Sonic Battle

This brawler was one of the few Sonic games I enjoyed, it offered a fun expierence worthy of anyone who owns a gaming machine capable of playing GBA games.

#9 - We Love Katamari

If you've ever played this game, congratulations.  I've never had much more satisfaction than rolling up a pirate into a ball and knowing that he would be shot into cold, deadly, vacuum of space.

#8 - Bloody Roar II

Definitely the best fighting game I've ever played, not only is it satisfying to knock your opponent into a bloody mess of combo-fodder, but it is also a cool effect seeing all of your attacks glow as you shed him into nothing.

#7 - Prince of Persia: Warrior Within

Nothing better describes this game than this visual:  You run up worthless excuse for a fighter's stomach and land behind his back.  From there you (A)  Take his own sword and cut his head off.  (B) Throw him off of a cliff (C) Jump from him to another enemy and repeat.

#6 - Might Morphin' Power Rangers - The Movie

Shut up, you know you've never played this game, and you know you want to.  Do it.

#5 - Killzone

The melee sequences in this game are awesome, just like beating a guy senseless with the edge of your rifle before throwing him against the wall, as well as the satisfaction brought by capping a cyborgy-thingy in the head with a burst-fire pistol.

#4 - Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence

The single player mode is awesome, the online mode is a different type of awesome.  Get this game if you have a PS2/ PS3.  NOW.

#3 - Ape Escape

I love beating smart monkeys with a glowing nightstick then capturing them with a glowing net.  This game reins my favorite classic game of all time.

#2 - Elite Beat Agents

A secret government agency who dances people's problems away while still managing to keep its agents' tuxedos clean and spiffy.  HAWT.

#1 - Resistance: Fall of Man

I've never played a more satisfying shooter.  Every enemy, except for the Leapers and Rollers, ooze satisfaction.  Ecspecially the hyperactive little freaks known as Slipskulls.  And by the way, hyperactive little freak is a term of endearment, I love those guys.