Here are ten reasons why the film Zoolander rules, (kind of redundant considering the title, but whatever).

1. The protagonist, Derek Zoolander is well made and is well drawn out.

2. The fashion design in it is fabulous.

3. Milla Jovovich is in it.

4. Any movie that features the song "Beat It" while two characters have a dance-off is awesome in my opinion.

5. The motion picture has an assortment, nay a myriad of memorable quotes, such as "You can Dere-lick my balls." and then the protagonists imediately comes back with the emphasized remark "I can Dere-lick my own balls." That's quality writing.

6. The Gasoline Fight. That's all I have to say.

7. Jerry Stiller is cool.

8. Will Farrell is actually good in it.

9. The film has various cameos that I find good, this also leads me to my number one reason...

10. Billy Zane has a cameo in it, and Billy Zane is my hero.

Those are my 10 reasons why Zoolander rules.