hells yeah, get all the "hard" work done early on then just ride the wave home.

 LabERinth with chalice. What fun and I promise a vidya of this one.

Now to drink some more beer and move my bowels. 

I genuinely had not seen it until now. Guess I just normally wrap stage2 up by softening the red legs up before breaking any at all.

 EDIT for progress

After a couple of false starts where Skorpius recovered he went down like a cheap trick. I went balls to the wall on the first three legs as with half damage I can afford to take a couple of hits early on. Three legs red then a couple of extra hits for good measure then switch sides. Success came when I broke the middle right leg last as this allowed me to get in position for the face rape without getting bogged down in the camera switching angles time is tight so this helped a lot.

Mass spawning HH followed by t,t. After that stage 2 was literally six presses of the square button and then it was face bashing timke again. No disappearing off the platform shenanigans were entertained.

If I choose to insert a crochet hook and cause a lil' haemoraging then that is my business.

ALSO back to the matter at hand, as it were.

Great news, provided you get straight on it there IS time to rape Skorpius face with Apollo. I discovered this after only a single false start. Admittedly I f-messed up after I broke the last three legs but now I know stage one is do-able I can approach it in a more measured manner instead of going balls to the wall.

 Confession time, I'd never noticed the tail stab in stage two that leaves an ice crystal until now. 

So, I've been in touch with Alucards. He seems to be mad busy with the world of academia and says he hasn't even finished Chaos mode yet. He said to say hi to you all and sent his best wishes then called you all something that I can't say here.

 On the plus side I do have a means of contacting him and he says he will perform any duties that we deem necessary, I told him right now all is well but there may be a case for promotions in the future.

just for the lulz I'd say.

 I've been getting away with some fairly offensive stuff lately, what joy.

Or maybe not, I joined a bromantic back slapping fest with a line about an African child dying each time I click my fingers and bemoaning how I can't click quicker but I can't find that post right now. 

My other account got banned this morning indefinitely.Franchiseboy83

Somehow this one got restored.Franchiseboy83

>Restored

But not for long.

MrStarkiller

Can you see the way I thought.

Too good an opportunity to miss. Lets just hope he takes it like a man.