Now that I've woken up from my month long nap, you need to read the worst review ever.

http://www.gamespot.com/wii/action/supersmashbros/player_review.html?id=564901

"Keith is an abnormal human being. He sits by me every day in Java clas avoiding doing work, playing his runescapes, and talking on his RvB forum. He pretends to be happy, but we all know that he's not. There's something missing. He hasn't played Super Smash Bros. Brawl."

Basically, I talked **** about the game the entire review and then gave it a 9.5. :P

P.S. Yes, I know it's not spelled "clas". Stupid Gamespot text editor...