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I would just like to give you all some advice. Yesterday I ate a whole pie by myself in about 5 minutes. It was a peach pie. So what you should do, is microwave your slice of orgasmic pie for about 10 seconds, then put a little scoop of ice cream on it. But now for the kicker, never eat a whole pie by yourself in about 5-7 minutes. It will create a large stomach ache that can only be cured by a trip to the toilet. But it was a nice toilet at least, and I had a magazine to read. So here we go, when making a nice trip to the toilet, bring a magazine, and don't eat so much pie in that ammount of time. Do it over the day. 

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By the way, Pie.