YAY!!
I just got a thousand posts.
It was in the Sport and OT union in the OT thread, when i made it.
*Walks up to the podium and accepts the award*
"I wanna thank, umm... the academy, uhhh... Phil I couldn't have did this without you.... Oh, I'm so nervous.... Umm... My wife Francine, we did it baby..... M-my beautiful kids Billy and Susan....
*Music starts playing
Oh Yeah, and I would like to thanks Jebus, because without him none of this would be possible.... Stop playing the music I'm not done yet.... And-and God too.... And if i'm gonna thank him i should thank the Devil for keeping God busy all these years...
*People rushing him of stage*
'Cuz ya know if there were no Devil, God would blow his brains out from boredom or something...."
*yelling from across the stage as being dragged out by his feet*
"Oh yeah. Remember to Spay and Neuter your pets.
*Ten Years later*
"Crap, I forgot to thanks Gamespot"
Umm, well that pretty much sums it up.
Oh Wait.
While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Dave was captured by hostile wood fairies. Brad, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Wild Man Dave found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the one statement he could have made?
[spoiler] Wild Man Dave said: "You will boil me in water." The fairies were faced with a dilemma. If they boil him in water, that would make his statement true, which means he should have been fried in oil. They can only fry him in oil if he makes a true statement, but if they do, it would make his final statement false. The fairies had no way our of their situation so they were forced to set Wild Man Dave free. [/spoiler]
I love a good riddle. I was thinking on all my blogs from now on. Might be fun. Whaddaya think?
They probably won't all be this long.
P.S. Thanks Xz, Mryoung and anyone else that feels they should be thanked.
P.S.S And Finalsoulx