YAY.
The Comcast people have finally fixed the problem and are now sending another technician to hook up the cable, this afternoon. Which means we will officially be up and running at the new house later today. I will be taking apart my computer in the next ten minutes and I will move it to the new house in a few hours.
I'm so excited.:D
Anyway, I won't be online until later tonight, (Hopefully)
I hope nobody misses me too much.
In other News, I might become the leader of a union. I still have to wait and see if anyone else wants to "run" against me.
I know that a couple people didn't like the difficulty of some of my previous riddles, so I am going to post a few this time in case you don't find any hard enough.
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The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it?
[spoiler] A last name [/spoiler]
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What is so fragile that when you say it's name you break it.
[spoiler] Silence [/spoiler]
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Two cars were involved in an accident in the center of town. The man who was driving a little green car, had overtaken a big black car. The driver had misjudged the distance between him and the on-coming traffic and had to swerve back in, causing the black car to swerve and crash into a shop window. When the occupants of the cars were examined everyone in the green car was okay, but in the black car was one dead man. However, the driver of the green car was not charged with manslaughter, why was this so?
[spoiler] The Black car was a hearse and was on it's way to a funeral. [/spoiler]