SHlT JUST GOT REAL. The end of days is upon us. Start buying bottled water and canned foods.

Publisher Ubisoft will be transforming the five-season television series into interactive entertainment, promising an "all-new original storyline" that could force players to balance love and work as they "make important personal and professional decisions."

That's right. Take a moment to confirm with your brain that you just F*cken read that correct.

WTF is the point of the game? Sleep with everyone in the hospital then cry about it?

"CONGRATULATIONS YOU SLEPT WITH THE ENTIRE OFFICE"

Office Bicycle GOLD TROPHY AWARDED - Every-ones had a ride! YAY!!!

No word yet as to if the game will explore the implications of actual sexual relations with the ghost of your dead ex-fiance, who just happened to be a millionaire--something that actually happened on the show. Seriously. You can't make this stuff up. I tried.

AND NEITHER DOES THIS GAME.

Holy crap lay off the crack pipes Ubisoft.