pwning n00bs on GRAW never gets old...
by donut349 on Comments
So I woke up around 9:30 this morning and got directly on XBOX Live. I was playing this map called "Nowhere", it was a 6 on 8 team deathmatch. I don't think the other team got the memo that we were outnumbered by two... anyway; the map has 2 major strategic points on it separated by a street that goes up a hill, one being a junkyard with cars to blow up and the other being a narrow valley… excellent for sniper fire. Well me being a riflemen and my team being either a grenadier or riflemen set out to control the narrow valley. When we got to the top of the hill we heard a lot of gunfire coming from ahead of us. I did what any other person in my situation would have done…shoot randomly in the direction it was coming from. I "actually" took out 2 people that were trying to take out our drone. That would explain why they were firing earlier, so after those 2 kills I got proned down by a rock that was giving me a view of the street and a corner of one of there buildings. After I did this 3 of them popped out on the main street and took aim and tried to take me out... well me being rbpirate and all, I switched to my grenade attachment on my gun and took aim and sent all 3 of their corpses flying like a pancake festival. I sent the drone to where I was camping and picked up one of the baddies on the other side of the rock, I told a team mate and he took aim and threw the grenade right where the guy was. The grenade hit him and sent him flying, the next 5-7 minutes was spent on shooting nooblets that were too curious to poke their heads around the corner to eat one of my bullets. Anyway, my score was 16 kills, 0 and let me repeat, 0 deaths… can I get a “Hell yeah”? Thx for reading -Rob