Sad isn't it. I could be out there- changing the world....

Nope. I'm addicted to Gamespot. I don't even play games anymore. I play Gamespot.

Unions, Forums, Blogs. OMG gotta get more games; I don't want to play them, I just want to get the "Serious Collector" emblem.

I'm trying to quit, man.

Obviously, I'm kidding, but you get the point.