Im still waiting for someone to demonstrate that Im not the coolest person walking planet Earth.

Nutrition Facts:

- Brazilian nuts are known as nuts in Brazil.

- If you eat an electric eel, you will taste a new shocking flavor

- Bacon is the badass version of Ham

- Eating Lobster is great, but eating a Lobster covered in shrimp is even better

- Im like canderel, Im sweet but I wont make girls fat

- Pepsi is like Coca-Cola, oth are black

- Italian pizza is not the same as domino's pizza, it is made in Italy

sorry I was bored to death when I wrote this