Just because you added your age....it doesn't solidify anything!

Take for example: I was listening to the Allman Brother's "Ramblin Man" (Even though there are so many better songs than this one, from the latter artist on youtube) and this kid's comment was "I am 17 and this kicks the crap out of today's music!"

Cool, you're 17. What? Exactly. Just because you're 17 doesnt' add anything to like music like this! Everyone is entitled to opinion and freedom to like whatever they want. Sure, you're 17... but who cares. Good to know people don't like the god awful crap that comes out these days.

So, 17 year old boaster, STFU.

I am annoyingly skeptic about this 3D BS technology coming out these days. I don't want to watch anything in 3D. Seriously, I don't think anything beats Blu Ray right now, and they had to release this half hearted piece of crap technology.

Why am I skeptic? 3D can probably damage your eyesight, more than anything because of its strainuous affect on eyes, plus, you have to wear glasses. That's bull sh!t!

Please, by all means, lower all prices of HD tv's. I'll have the time of my life purchasing discounted LED tv's from samsung while you jerk off to your fantasy 3D. I suspect that people 20 years from now will look back laughing at how stupid and heavily promoted 3D technology is.

Sooner or later, they will incorporate smell into the 3D technology!

In other news, The Kin is a piece of obselete technology that will be later used to level your table.

In light of the Lakers and Celtics finals games yesterday, I thought it would be funny to tell some people they were bandwagon jumpers.

Let's define the term, shall we? A Bandwagon is a popular group, trend or idea that is prevelant in today's society. So, if i called you a bandwagon jumper, you like to go towards the popular group and etc.

Anyway, I called someone a bandwagon jumper and the person went irate on me. But, with one exception; she was a girl.

I'm not being sexist, but she took it WAY too seriously. All dudes know that if we are called that, our natural response is either a funny joking response (ie, **** you man!, or just not say anything) But, she decided to defend herself like an ape hoarding a batch of banannas. I took it like the champ when she was spewing bs like any politician on capital hill these days, while i sat back and laughed at her face.

She defended herself way too hard, which means one thing:She is one. Haha! Eat my **** I win.

And of course, I would like to thank the hood and my shrink.

So Steve Jobs and Apple decided to sue HTC for infringing on 20 patents based off their iPhone. You know, claiming they have a patent for things like a camera and an OS that sucks. Thats besides the point though, since Apple is pulling the card that I think Microsoft can easily pull on others. For instance, Microsoft can sue Apple for having a front and back button on their safari browser. Hey, im sure IE was the first one to have them! By the way, who gave them these patents anyway? Doesn't matter because Apple decided to **** and cry. Just because I can name at least 10 phones that are better than the iPhone, doesn't mean you should open lawsuits. They might sue some female hygene companies over their use of PAD in their products.

I pinpointed this sprinkle covered turd from a mile away.

This movie is essentially pocohantas in 3d. Like seriously, the only thing good is the CGI which will probably become obselete in the next maybe 5 - 10 years. So why is this movie getting so much acclaim?

Errr... i have seen a lot of unboxing reviews lately. The term just sounds lame. Really, i don't want to know that you're going to unbox stuff but just know that you're going to review stuff.

ie. Motorola Cliq unboxing. Well, just a review would suffice thank you very much.

Yeah everyone went for it. Just like Halo ODST.

Just can't get away from the crap that Microsoft and Bungie create huh?

Yeah im talking about HALO REACH. Doesn't take much to be the top game on Gamespot since a bunch of idiots run the ratings in this place.

"Well, thats your opinion."

Yes it is. So whos opinion is it then?

"Bigger is always better."

Alright let's analyze this one for a moment here. You said that bigger is always better? Well put on 200lbs. and tell me what that's like. Try that on for size.

"May I borrow a piece of paper?"

I doubt you would give it back. The nerve of some people!

In a way I'm sort of worried here. For some men in Japan, marrying a video game character just seems just about right. Im talking about Nene Anegasaki here in the game "Love Plus" for the Nintendo Ds (pictured above). I understand that some games are very good but... come on man. You disgraced your family. I would be embarassed to know this guy. Seriously. He goes by the name Sal9000. Anyway, they had a formal wedding with a real priest. And afterwards they had a reception. Now here's a rundown of somethings I pointed out...

1) What happens if you sell the game? Divorce?

2) If you play another game, would you be cheating? In the article i read, it stated that they exchanged vows. Interesting.

3) She can't cook, clean or have sex. =(

4) You married a woman who can't have sex?!?!?

5) I hope you have healthy children *snickers*

6) Is Sal9000 into hentai? Maybe the creators of this game should 1 up him and create a hentai series featuring Nene Anegasaki, just to spite this man?

7) He should consider replacing his carrot with a DS socket.

8- I would have at least married any Gran Turismo game; that series is full of win.

9) He eliminated himself from the gene pool forever!

10) She won't argue with you. Ever.

Alright I will not try to reiterate what Maddox said about the mac users. See his article here.

So why they are so defensive is simple, Apple pretty much brainwashed them to believe the Mac is the **** Apparently it isn't. I won't say that PC is better in everyway but the Mac isn't JUST better. It has superior compatibility that the Mac won't match in about 20 years. The fact that Apple pretty much assumes that they do is just a huge laugh in the face. I have a friend who always talks about Macs and it upsets me. Ironically, he always states how every mac commercial is funny and is very hostile and defensive about every windows commercial. Nice one. So narrowminded that you can't get your head out of your ass. Ill admit that Mac commercials are at least somewhat funny, I am not offended at all. I just find them annoying. They rebute the same stuff all the time; it's like spoon feeding information to a baby. A perfect comparison to mac users.

My second point here is that Mac's have a decent user base but really insults them as well. Why? Think about it. The commercials always explain how SIMPLE it is. Well, good job Apple. Just called your user base a bunch of dumbasses. You can't even protect your CPU from simple crap anyway like malicious software and scans. If you cannot take responsibility for your computer, why live life at all? Theres a reason why you take care of things you bought right? Anyway, ill admit that the Mac is better for making music, photos and videos. As if thats all you need in life.

So in conclusion, Mac users basically don't want to be insulted because many of their PC friends already dumped crap all over them for that reason; they have a mac. I don't blame them since every office now adays STILL has a pc run network to do work. I mean you can dick around with a PC just as much as a Mac. But PC can do WORK and PLAY GAMES, and **** around. Now the mac... well lets just say it's a toy for your LIMITED pleasures.