we get signal.

360. want. now.

what about X06 makes me want a 360 you ask? everything.

Friend (who happens to be of the female gender): I'm going to be a sexy orange stormtrooper for halloween!

Me: Theres a name for a sexy orange stormtrooper: Samus Aran.

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One to ticle your frontal cortex: Why do shampoos come in different colors, but the lather is always white?

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(I cut 8th period the other day. The next day...)

Teacher: There's no reason you shouldn't have this sheet unles you weren't here yesterday. *looks at me* You were here yesterday.

Me: I was?

Teacher: Yeah.

Me: Okay, let's go with that!

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Granpa Schnookums sez: Stop f***ing cursing.

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History Teacher (the one in the other post that didn't notice the racial slur in my homework): If you have two or three homeworks missing, you will get this sheet that your parents must sign. (I only did about 2 homeworks, and to make things worse, my mom won't let me get a job if i have any homeworks missing.)

Me: *doesn't get a sheet, is ecstatic*

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On my MP3 player: Cradle of Filth's Hurt and Virtue

In this blog post, I will explain the cures for both spicines and brainfreeze. I hope this saves a culinary life :).

Brainfreeze

When you get brainfreeze, thrust your tongue against the roof of your mouth. When a very cold substance touches the roof of the mouth, the blood vessels in the brain dilate, causing a headache. By pressing your tongue against the roof of your mouth, you are warming the area, causing the blood vessels to contract again.

Spiciness

We're going to have to go into the molecular level for this one. The substance that causes spiciness is capsaicin. Capsaicin isn't water soluble, so water type liquids such as soda, iced tea, and, of course, water will do nothing. Actually, it will do something: spread it around. Not to fear, though: capsaicin is milk soluble. drinking milk will cure it pretty much instantly.

I cut a period of school the other day. I had forgotten how fun that was. Shoplifting, too, but that's a another blog post. Anyway, normally when I cut, my mom gets a call from the school (I had prepared an excuse for this), but when she picked me up, she had said nothing. I thought it was a fluke. The next day, when I got to the period i cut, no one asked where i was. I figured the teacher at least would care, but nothing. It's like it never happened; it's starting to freak me out.

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Out of context quote of the post: "I am not a 50/50 he-she!"

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In my US History class, a lot of people write multiple pages of homework. Personally, I don't have time for this (I actually do, but it's mostly spent on the forums). I write about six sentences and he still puts a check on it. Last night, I decided to see how awake he is when he checks the homework. I included that the founding fathers were "mad convincing and stuff," that the Articles of the Confederation "allowed David Beckham to marry a Spice Girl," and that George Washington was "a homedog to many" and "n***a" (yes, it's used as an adjective). Heres the kicker: he put a check on it! Not only does that mean it was acceptable, but that it was as valid as the homeworks that are multiple pages!

History teacher: name some of the 13 colonies.

Rangom guy: california?

try the other side of the continent.

other random guy: canada?

what is wrong with people these days? are they gonna say a state's a country?

History Teacher: i had this one kid who said florida was another country.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

there was, a few years ago some politician by the name of Mike Cusick. written out, it seems fine. When you say it aloud, however, you realise it's the phrase "make you sick" in an australian accent.

theres also this guy called Xanthakis. "Xanthakis" sounds like a planet. there are no pictures of him anywhere, so i am forced to conclude that he has green skin and a bulbous head.

"Helbock". you have wondered for years who the antichrist is. it's a chicken.

"Lanza." sounds like "lands" in an italian accent. this whas when i realized two things: one, Xanthakis isn't an alien, it's a ship.and two, these politicians are trying to send a message.

"Helbock! When the Xanthakis Lanza, we'll Mike Cusick!"

back by popular demand. not really.

R.I.P

Bloggy Mc.Fee

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